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MAN: Here we go.
HELGA: Arnold.

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(YOWLING)
(BARKING)

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Hey, Arnold.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CRASHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Hey, Arnold!

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Arnold.

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Arnold.

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(SIREN WAILING)
Arnold.

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Arnold.

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Move it, football head.

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ALL: Hey, Arnold!

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(SCHOOL BELL RINGING)

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TEACHER: Class, I'd like
to make an announcement.

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I just got a letter
from a former pupil
of mine.

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The best student I ever had.

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Olga Pataki.

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Olga Pataki was,
and will probably always be,

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the hardest working,
most successful,

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and giving alumnus of PS 118.

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(SIGHING)

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And I know we're all happy

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to have a direct
blood relative
of Olga's in our class.

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Helga Pataki.

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Olga writes that she's coming
home for spring break,

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and perhaps,
if we all ask nicely,

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Helga will ask
her sister to visit us,

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and tell us all
about the exciting life

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she's been leading
at Wellington college.

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Oh, will you, Helga, will you?

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Oh, yes, Miss Slovak.

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I'll get right on that.

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(GRUNTING)

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MIRIAM: Oh, Helga,

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your big sister
should be here
any minute.

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Isn't this exciting?

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Gee, yeah, Mom.
I'm all atwitter.

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(DOOR BELL RINGING)

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She's here!

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She's here!

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Mummy! Daddy!

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Welcome home, princess!

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MIRIAM: You look great.

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I feel great.

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Toodles, Helga.

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How's my baby sister?

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(KISSING)

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You're growing
into quite a lovely
young lady.

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Yeah, I'm a real beauty.

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And that's when I won
the Lunch Drama award.

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Always a winner!

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Just like I taught her.

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If you like, after dinner,
I could perform

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my Elmer Bernstein
Award-winning

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rendition of the Brandenburg
Concerto.

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(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

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Bravo.

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Bravo!

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(CLAPPING)

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(SNAPS) Ow!

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"Olga, Olga, Olga."

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So she's beautiful.

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And brilliant.

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And popular.

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Big deal.

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If I hear her name
one more time...

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Hello, this is Helga.

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No, Olga's not here.

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Yeah, I can take a message.

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Your name's Price Leblanc,

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you met her
at a fraternity mixer,

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thought she was
unforgettable,

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wanna go out
for mocha latte.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll tell her.

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What am I, a slave?

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(CLINKING)

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Bill, bill, bill.

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Hey, what's this?

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"Wellington College.

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"Personal and confidential."

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Probably Olga's grades.

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What the heck?

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"A, A, A, A, A"

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as usual.

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She always gets straight As.

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She's like a freak
or something.

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If she ever got even one B,

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she'd probably go ballistic.

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Sure, like that's
ever gonna happen.

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Hmm.

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To change the grades,
or not to change the grades?

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That is the question.

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Whether it is more nobler
in my mind

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to suffer a modest,
unappreciated life

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in the shadow of Olga,

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or to stand up and
take sweet, black revenge

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upon the perfect, beloved,
overbearing princess
of a big sister

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suffer in her shadow?

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Take sweet, black revenge,

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suffer,

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revenge.

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Tsk, no contest.

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And I'm dating one boy
who's in pre-law,

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and one boy
who's in pre-med.

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I just can't decide
which one I like better.

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Oh, I almost forgot, Olga.

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This letter came
for you today.

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Oh, goody, my grades.

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Can you believe
I've gotten straight As
since the third grade?

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(SMIRKING)

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History, A,

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(LAUGHING)

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Intermediate economics, A,

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Atmospheric science, A,

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Advance French, A.

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Merci beaucoup.
(LAUGHING)

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And tada!

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Elizabethan poetry,

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B plus?

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BOTH: B plus?

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(LAUGHING)

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(STAMMERING)

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I can't believe it.

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It's not that bad, darling.

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Yes, it is.

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It's the worse thing
that's ever happened to me.

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(WHIMPERING)

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May I please be excused?

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(SOBBING)

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Mother, may I say,
this soup is exquisite.

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(OLGA CRYING)

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So, I guess you're
pretty depressed, huh?

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I'll never come
out of my room again.

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I've never even
got an A minus.

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(SOBBING)

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Well, you know
what they say,

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when you get old,
the brain cells are
the first things to go.

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(SOBBING)

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Well, ha, I guess
I'll see you later.

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I just can't stand
to see her like this.

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B plus.

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Leave her alone, B.
She's depressed.

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It's been a whole day.

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She can't just lay
around the house
moping like that.

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Sure she can.

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I do.

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Well, it's not healthy.

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I gotta find a way
to snap her out of this.

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Look what I got
for you, baby.

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A box of your favorite
Swiss chocolates.

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I neither want
nor deserve them.

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I'll take them, Dad.

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One for Helga,

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one for Helga,

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one for Helga,

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none for Olga.

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(SMIRKING)

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(CHOKING)

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(GASPING)

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(SIGHING)

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ROBERT: All right, Olga,
enough of this moping.

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Time to rise and shine.

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I wanna see you downstairs

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for dinner in 20 minutes,

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and I wanna see you
in this brand new,

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one of a kind,
Oleg Caprini gown.

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I can't accept it.

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That's a dress for a winner.

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And I'm simply a loser.

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(GRUNTING)

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I'll take it.

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Why, Price Leblanc, it's you.

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What's that you say?

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Ever since you met me
at the fraternity mixer?

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You simply can't get me
out of your mind?

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What?

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(GIGGLING)

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Take me out for mocha latte?

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Oh, Price.
MIRIAM: Helga?

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Have you changed, uh,
Olga's bedding yet?

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(GROANING)

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HELGA: Yes, Mom.

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MIRIAM: Okay.

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(GIGGLING)

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ROBERT: Put on
your Sunday best, Olga.

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I got two tickets
to that big Broadway show

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you've been dying to see.

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The joy of magestial,
sophisticated

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professional theater
would be lost on me

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in my sad and sorry condition.

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But these are third row,
center seats, Olga.

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I just wanna be alone.

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Hey, Dad, I'm not
in a sad or sorry condition.

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Eh? All right, put on
your parka and let's go.

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(HELGA HUMMING)

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(SIGHING IN RELIEF)
You sure are
in a good mood.

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Catfish are jumping,
and the cotton's high,
Hair Boy.

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So you and your sister
worked things out.

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Sure. I fixed things up good.

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I changed her grades
from college,

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and she's been crying
in her room ever since.

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That was a dirty trick.

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Hmm, yeah.

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She must be feeling
pretty depressed.

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Yeah.

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I mean, she must be
feeling really low and
down on herself.

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Yeah, what's your point?

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I don't know, Helga.
I've always to have
a brother or a sister.

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I always thought
those relationships
were kinda special.

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Yeah, well,
what do you know?

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Olga is evil.

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She's a pompous,
over-bearing,
arrogant witch.

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Only this time,
I've got her beat.

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Okay.

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Forget I mentioned it.

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Arnold.

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So moral, so compassionate,

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so giving.

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If only I were
good and kind like that.

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But, I'm not.
So, that's that.

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Hey, Dad, how about
a rousing game
of checkers?

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Mm? Not now, Helga.

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I'm too worried
about your sister.

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Hiya, Mom, what do you say
you and me mix up
a batch of smoothies?

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Oh, I just don't feel
like a smoothie, Helga.

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Not while your sister is
still up there in her room
all depressed.

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(GRUNTS)

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Crimeny!

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Even when I get her
out of the way,

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she still ruins everything
for me.

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(OLGA CRYING)

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Oh, brother.

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Look at her in there
crying like a baby,

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feeling all sorry for herself

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all because she thinks
she got a B plus.

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(SIGHING)

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Well, I guess there's
only one thing to do.

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(SIGHING)

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Much better.

242
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Where am I?

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What is this place?

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(OLGA CRYING)

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How come all those
clocks are melting?

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Olga? Is that you?

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(OLGA CRYING)
Oh man, I gotta
get out of here.

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Arnold, is that you?

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I am the angel of reason.

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Hmm! Wonders never cease.

251
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,264
How do I get out of here?

252
00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,564
You know what
you have to do.

253
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You must do the right thing.

254
00:10:05,466 --> 00:10:07,029
But, what is the right thing?

255
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,062
You know it.

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Do the right thing.

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And now I have to go.

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Wait, I have
one more question.

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What's it like to fly?

260
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Eh, it's okay.

261
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All right, all right.

262
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Okay, look,
here's the deal.

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You didn't get a B plus.

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What?

265
00:10:33,722 --> 00:10:35,120
What are you talking about?

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You got straight As as usual,

267
00:10:37,021 --> 00:10:39,651
and I was jealous,
so I changed the grade.
Get it?

268
00:10:39,687 --> 00:10:41,452
You mean,
I really did get all As?

269
00:10:41,487 --> 00:10:42,684
That's right.

270
00:10:42,719 --> 00:10:44,716
So you can get out of bed,
and prance around the house

271
00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:46,550
like Mary Sunshine again.

272
00:10:46,585 --> 00:10:48,515
You can go back
to being a golden child,

273
00:10:48,551 --> 00:10:50,581
and go ahead
and tell Mom and Dad
what I did,

274
00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:54,346
so they reward you,
and punish me,
like they always do.

275
00:10:54,382 --> 00:10:57,412
Everything's back
to normal, bucko.

276
00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,611
That was
a pretty terrible
thing to do.

277
00:10:59,646 --> 00:11:01,278
Yeah, yeah, what's new?

278
00:11:01,313 --> 00:11:03,044
Get on with it.
Tell Mom and Dad.

279
00:11:04,512 --> 00:11:05,809
Well, I could do that,

280
00:11:05,844 --> 00:11:06,976
I should do that,

281
00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:08,908
but I'm not gonna tell them.
Mm?

282
00:11:08,944 --> 00:11:10,141
What's your angle?

283
00:11:10,177 --> 00:11:11,607
There's no angle, Helga.

284
00:11:11,642 --> 00:11:14,140
They don't need
to know everything
that goes on between us.

285
00:11:14,176 --> 00:11:15,339
You must think I'm lucky.

286
00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,005
All the attention
I get from them.

287
00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:19,871
I have to perform
all the time like some kind
of wind up doll.

288
00:11:19,906 --> 00:11:21,637
I get really sick of it.

289
00:11:21,673 --> 00:11:23,071
You're lucky
they don't notice you.

290
00:11:23,805 --> 00:11:25,270
Really?
Really.

291
00:11:26,871 --> 00:11:28,302
Gee, thanks, Olga.

292
00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:30,634
Hey, what are sisters for?

293
00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:31,934
I don't know.

294
00:11:36,701 --> 00:11:38,898
What do you say tomorrow
we spend the day together?

295
00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:44,197
Well, okay,
that might be nice.

296
00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,726
ARNOLD: How many box tops
do we need?

297
00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:56,426
Fifty.
How many do we have?

298
00:11:56,461 --> 00:11:57,558
Twenty five.

299
00:11:57,594 --> 00:11:59,458
Don't worry,
just 25 more,

300
00:11:59,493 --> 00:12:02,523
then we can get
the sugar chunks deluxe
telescope for kids.

301
00:12:02,558 --> 00:12:05,157
Sally's comet is coming
in two weeks Gerald.

302
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,923
If we have
that telescope by then,

303
00:12:06,957 --> 00:12:09,255
we'll could see that comet
better than anyone else.

304
00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:12,320
No problem.
If we don't get
the telescope by then,

305
00:12:12,355 --> 00:12:14,586
we'll catch the comet
the next time
it comes around.

306
00:12:14,621 --> 00:12:15,753
Uh, Gerald...

307
00:12:16,621 --> 00:12:18,019
Mm.

308
00:12:18,054 --> 00:12:21,184
"Sally's comet is
the most impressive,
and dazzling of the comets.

309
00:12:21,219 --> 00:12:22,817
"Appears in the sky
once every...

310
00:12:24,086 --> 00:12:25,449
"Seventy years"?

311
00:12:25,485 --> 00:12:27,382
Now where is it
the rest of the time?

312
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:28,548
I have no idea.

313
00:12:28,584 --> 00:12:31,214
All I know is
we better see it
this time.

314
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:34,213
The next time
it comes around,
we're gonna be old.

315
00:12:34,249 --> 00:12:35,180
Really old.

316
00:12:35,215 --> 00:12:36,712
I mean, ancient.

317
00:12:36,748 --> 00:12:39,544
I mean, hair growing
out of our ears.

318
00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,443
We've got to
get this telescope now.

319
00:12:42,479 --> 00:12:43,144
Let's get busy.

320
00:12:45,911 --> 00:12:49,475
(CRUNCHING)

321
00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:53,706
(SLURPING)

322
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,372
Mm, mm, mm...

323
00:12:56,908 --> 00:12:58,205
(GULPING)

324
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,071
(BURPING)

325
00:13:07,437 --> 00:13:09,668
Gerald, we can't
do this alone.

326
00:13:09,703 --> 00:13:11,201
We're gonna need help.

327
00:13:11,237 --> 00:13:13,800
(CRUNCHING)

328
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,166
We eat cereal
and get a telescope.

329
00:13:16,201 --> 00:13:17,966
This is quite a country.

330
00:13:18,001 --> 00:13:19,731
Another box down.

331
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:22,064
Does anybody's bowl
need to be freshened up?

332
00:13:22,099 --> 00:13:25,496
These box sized
sugar chunks
sure are chewy.

333
00:13:25,531 --> 00:13:27,595
I'm still working on
my first helping.

334
00:13:27,631 --> 00:13:29,295
I'm sick of cereal,

335
00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:31,194
I'm sick of milk.

336
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:33,193
I'm sick of football-headed
schemes.

337
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,259
Why don't we just pour
all the stupid cereal
in the garbage,

338
00:13:36,294 --> 00:13:37,892
and tear off
the box tops?

339
00:13:37,927 --> 00:13:39,791
We can't just
throw away
the food, Helga.

340
00:13:39,826 --> 00:13:42,190
There are children starving
all over the world.

341
00:13:42,226 --> 00:13:44,456
Eh, I'm starving right here.

342
00:13:47,225 --> 00:13:48,455
(BURPING)

343
00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:51,354
I just swallowed a prize.

344
00:13:51,389 --> 00:13:52,454
Sorry.

345
00:13:52,489 --> 00:13:54,153
Now pace yourself,
big boy,

346
00:13:54,188 --> 00:13:54,986
pace yourself.

347
00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:59,317
47, 48, 49, 50.

348
00:13:59,353 --> 00:14:00,417
Seal it up, Arnold.

349
00:14:01,953 --> 00:14:03,783
Let's hope this works.

350
00:14:03,818 --> 00:14:05,449
Of course, it'll work.

351
00:14:05,484 --> 00:14:07,082
We'll soon be
the proud owners

352
00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,448
of the most powerful
kids telescope around.

353
00:14:12,649 --> 00:14:13,947
Not today, boys.

354
00:14:17,781 --> 00:14:18,945
Not today, fellas.

355
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:19,911
(ARNOLD SIGHING)

356
00:14:22,746 --> 00:14:23,744
Sorry, fellas.

357
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,009
Maybe tomorrow.

358
00:14:30,476 --> 00:14:32,506
Today is your lucky day.

359
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,604
(DISTANT SIREN)

360
00:14:42,106 --> 00:14:44,336
Man, that moon is beautiful.

361
00:14:44,371 --> 00:14:46,169
And it looks so close.

362
00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:54,933
Whoa, this is wild.

363
00:14:54,968 --> 00:14:56,398
Arnold, there are two moons!

364
00:15:03,165 --> 00:15:04,963
Gerald, I think
I found the problem.

365
00:15:08,098 --> 00:15:09,394
ARNOLD: Let me take a look.

366
00:15:10,429 --> 00:15:12,293
I can see airplanes,

367
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:13,760
and there's a blimp.

368
00:15:13,795 --> 00:15:15,159
But I can't see any stars.

369
00:15:15,195 --> 00:15:17,059
You wanna see stars, eh?

370
00:15:17,095 --> 00:15:18,891
You'll have to turn
all the lights off

371
00:15:18,927 --> 00:15:21,424
in this whole dag-blasted
city to see 'em.

372
00:15:21,459 --> 00:15:23,057
It's too bright out here.

373
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:25,323
Hey! Turn off the lights!

374
00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:26,555
Hey, everyone,

375
00:15:26,591 --> 00:15:28,354
We want to see the stars.

376
00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:30,521
Turn off your lights!

377
00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:33,286
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

378
00:15:33,322 --> 00:15:35,385
MAN: I send you
stars, buddy.

379
00:15:35,421 --> 00:15:38,984
What in blue blazes is
wrong with people?

380
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:42,350
Don't they know the city
has to be pitch black

381
00:15:42,385 --> 00:15:46,116
like it was
when I saw Sally's comet
70 years ago?

382
00:15:46,151 --> 00:15:49,315
Wait. Grandpa,
you saw Sally's comet?

383
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,914
(LAUGHING)
Yes, indeed.

384
00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:54,946
PAPER-BOY: Babe hit 60!

385
00:15:54,981 --> 00:15:57,079
The 20s are still roaring!

386
00:15:57,114 --> 00:15:59,811
Sally's comet comes tonight.

387
00:15:59,846 --> 00:16:01,977
Read all about it.

388
00:16:02,013 --> 00:16:04,043
<i>GRANDPA PHIL:
 It was 70 years ago,</i>

389
00:16:04,079 --> 00:16:07,308
<i> I was up on this very roof
 with my father.</i>

390
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:14,506
If only those lights
weren't burning
so brightly, Father.

391
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,271
Well, I think
I can take care of that.

392
00:16:29,936 --> 00:16:32,500
23 Skidoo!

393
00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:34,866
Isn't it magnificent, Phil?

394
00:16:34,902 --> 00:16:37,832
You're gonna remember this
for the rest of your life.

395
00:16:41,032 --> 00:16:43,797
Grandpa, I really wish
you could see
Sally's comet again.

396
00:16:43,832 --> 00:16:45,296
Yeah, that'll be nice.

397
00:16:45,331 --> 00:16:47,062
What are you gonna do
about all the lights?

398
00:16:47,698 --> 00:16:49,327
Okay. I got it.

399
00:16:49,362 --> 00:16:50,860
I got a plan.

400
00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:52,626
GERALD: Brothers, and sister,

401
00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:54,793
heed my words.

402
00:16:54,828 --> 00:16:57,692
Sally's comet is
coming tonight!

403
00:16:57,727 --> 00:16:59,457
I bring you the word.

404
00:16:59,493 --> 00:17:02,123
Turn off your lights
so we can see it.

405
00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:05,422
Sally's comet,
a once in a lifetime event.

406
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,555
Read all about it.

407
00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,354
I don't care.
I gotta get my head waxed.

408
00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:11,087
WOMAN: Not interested.
I don't think so.

409
00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:12,287
WOMAN: Leave me alone.

410
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,653
I have to go wax
that guy's head.

411
00:17:21,186 --> 00:17:22,183
Sorry, Gerald.

412
00:17:22,218 --> 00:17:24,615
Maybe we'll have
better luck in 70 years.

413
00:17:24,651 --> 00:17:27,149
Maybe if we just got away
from all the lights.

414
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:29,847
Look here, man.

415
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,913
Here's a place
called Hawk mountain.

416
00:17:31,948 --> 00:17:33,512
Maybe it's dark up there.

417
00:17:34,247 --> 00:17:36,545
Hey, any luck short man?

418
00:17:36,580 --> 00:17:37,845
Not really, Grandpa.

419
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:40,343
No one cares about turning
their lights out.

420
00:17:40,379 --> 00:17:43,077
Hey, Phil, ever heard
of Hawk mountain?

421
00:17:43,112 --> 00:17:45,575
Hawk mountain?
Of course.

422
00:17:45,610 --> 00:17:49,407
I flew my first kite there,
I got my first kiss there,

423
00:17:49,442 --> 00:17:51,807
why, I fell off
that mountain once,

424
00:17:51,842 --> 00:17:54,239
and broke every bone
in my body.

425
00:17:54,275 --> 00:17:56,105
I love Hawk mountain.

426
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,471
I thought it might be
dark enough up there,

427
00:17:58,506 --> 00:17:59,704
and we could see the comet.

428
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,137
Eh, that's a good idea.

429
00:18:03,172 --> 00:18:05,235
Nobody knows
about Hawk mountain.

430
00:18:05,271 --> 00:18:07,401
We'll have the place
to ourselves.

431
00:18:08,436 --> 00:18:09,734
(CARS HONKING,
PEOPLE CHATTERING)

432
00:18:09,770 --> 00:18:11,467
Get your comet pops here.

433
00:18:11,502 --> 00:18:15,832
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

434
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:23,496
Man, this is insane.

435
00:18:23,532 --> 00:18:25,862
Well, let's see what
the wireless has to say.

436
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,294
<i>MAN:
 This traffic report,</i>

437
00:18:28,329 --> 00:18:31,093
<i>officials at the Hawk mountain
tell us the park is filled,</i>

438
00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:32,527
<i>and the roads are closed.</i>

439
00:18:32,561 --> 00:18:33,626
Aw, man!

440
00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:34,825
No way!

441
00:18:34,861 --> 00:18:36,692
Consarnit.

442
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:38,358
<i>MAN: I'd turn the car around.</i>

443
00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:40,758
Sorry, boys, but we'll
have to turn back.

444
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:44,123
<i>MAN ON RADIO: Cats and chicks,
you've got your dials
set on M-Jazz.</i>

445
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:46,821
<i> and I'm nocturnal Ned,
 your musical guide</i>

446
00:18:46,857 --> 00:18:49,287
<i> into the mysterious hours
known as "Wee."</i>

447
00:18:50,023 --> 00:18:51,586
<i> The recent poll of hepcats</i>

448
00:18:51,622 --> 00:18:53,686
<i> says this is the most
 listened to station</i>

449
00:18:53,721 --> 00:18:55,619
<i> by the populous
 of this metropolis.</i>

450
00:18:55,655 --> 00:18:56,918
<i>Hmm...
NED: How about that?</i>

451
00:18:56,954 --> 00:18:59,217
If more people
listen to nocturnal Ned,

452
00:18:59,253 --> 00:19:00,084
than anyone else...

453
00:19:00,919 --> 00:19:02,050
Turn left up here.

454
00:19:02,085 --> 00:19:03,183
(TIRES SCREECHING)

455
00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:07,715
(BRAKES SQUEAL)

456
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,114
ARNOLD: We'll be
right back, Grandpa.

457
00:19:11,149 --> 00:19:13,812
Don't worry about me, boys.

458
00:19:14,848 --> 00:19:15,912
(TURNS UP VOLUME)

459
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:26,642
Hey, all you cats
and chicks out there

460
00:19:26,677 --> 00:19:28,407
in listening land,
this is your tour guide

461
00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:30,306
of tune, Nocturnal Ned.

462
00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:32,773
Stick with me.
We'll be back
with the word from bird,

463
00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:34,239
right after these
commercial messages.

464
00:19:36,406 --> 00:19:37,438
Hey.

465
00:19:37,473 --> 00:19:39,570
You're the guys here
about the comet, right?

466
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:41,803
I appreciate your visit.

467
00:19:41,839 --> 00:19:43,336
I love the younger set.

468
00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:45,736
But, you see, I can't
make an announcement.

469
00:19:45,771 --> 00:19:47,935
My hands are tied
by the system.

470
00:19:47,970 --> 00:19:49,467
Oops!
Dropped my donut.

471
00:19:50,802 --> 00:19:53,100
How about one of us
makes the announcement?

472
00:19:53,135 --> 00:19:56,165
(CHUCKLES) That's bold.
You're bold cats, brother.

473
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,564
Negatory though, sorry.

474
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,296
Gee, that really too bad.

475
00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:02,796
Gerald had kind of
a speech ready
and everything.

476
00:20:02,832 --> 00:20:05,629
You know, he probably
would have said
something like...

477
00:20:05,664 --> 00:20:08,161
Hey, all you crazy cats
and chicks out there,

478
00:20:08,196 --> 00:20:10,960
Tonight, Sally's comet is
gonna put on a major show

479
00:20:10,996 --> 00:20:12,526
in the skies above your head.

480
00:20:12,561 --> 00:20:13,892
<i> It's a one night only show,</i>

481
00:20:13,928 --> 00:20:15,225
<i> and everyone's invited.</i>

482
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,992
The price of admission,
you may wonder,

483
00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:19,324
Just turn out
your lights at 8:16,

484
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:23,455
and you have front-row seats
to the greatest star-studded
show in 70 years.

485
00:20:23,491 --> 00:20:25,288
That's tonight at 8:16.

486
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:26,955
Lights out, and look up.

487
00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:28,921
And now, back to the music.

488
00:20:28,956 --> 00:20:30,654
(APPLAUSE)

489
00:20:31,288 --> 00:20:33,152
That was really great, kid.

490
00:20:33,187 --> 00:20:34,986
Too bad you can't
do it on the air.

491
00:20:35,021 --> 00:20:37,218
Oh well, I gotta
get back to work,
and go live.

492
00:20:39,852 --> 00:20:41,382
Um, we're back,

493
00:20:41,418 --> 00:20:42,650
letting loose
the radio juice.

494
00:20:43,384 --> 00:20:44,348
<i> So turn it up...</i>

495
00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:46,315
(CACKLING)

496
00:20:47,316 --> 00:20:48,981
ARNOLD: Hurry, Grandpa,
it's almost time.

497
00:20:49,016 --> 00:20:50,814
Hang on, boys.

498
00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:51,879
(ENGINE REVVING)

499
00:21:00,112 --> 00:21:02,110
ARNOLD: Come on, everybody,
turn off the lights.

500
00:21:02,145 --> 00:21:03,776
That's right. All of them.

501
00:21:05,711 --> 00:21:06,941
Come on, Gerald.

502
00:21:09,542 --> 00:21:11,173
Take it easy, boys.

503
00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:12,740
How much time
do we have?

504
00:21:12,774 --> 00:21:13,772
Oh beats me.

505
00:21:13,808 --> 00:21:15,505
Why don't you point
your thingy at Big Barney?

506
00:21:15,540 --> 00:21:16,505
What?

507
00:21:16,539 --> 00:21:18,037
The clock tower, boy.

508
00:21:22,205 --> 00:21:23,636
ARNOLD: Just one minute to go.

509
00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:27,968
I hope Nocturnal Ned is
as popular as he says he is.

510
00:21:34,267 --> 00:21:35,298
(TELESCOPE CREAKS)

511
00:21:50,962 --> 00:21:52,525
Did you see that?

512
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,192
GERALD: Yeah,
and I can't believe it.

513
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:08,987
BOTH: Yeah, we did it!
We really did that.

514
00:22:09,022 --> 00:22:11,853
Oh my! Look up, boys.

515
00:22:11,889 --> 00:22:13,119
Look up.

516
00:22:13,154 --> 00:22:16,151
GRANDPA PHIL: 23 Skidoo!
(LAUGHING)

517
00:22:16,187 --> 00:22:19,483
Boys, you're gonna
remember this for the rest
of your lives.

518
00:22:24,484 --> 00:22:25,682
It's amazing.

519
00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:27,781
I know.

520
00:22:27,816 --> 00:22:29,581
Man, look at it.

521
00:22:31,582 --> 00:22:33,812
So, what do you think
we'll be doing in 70 years?

522
00:22:34,814 --> 00:22:36,778
Looking at this comet again.

523
00:22:37,846 --> 00:22:40,376
Yes, sir.
'Cause I won't be.

524
00:22:41,046 --> 00:22:42,976
I'll be... You know.

525
00:22:43,011 --> 00:22:44,908
Eh, no you won't, Phil.

526
00:22:45,977 --> 00:22:47,775
GRANDPA PHIL: Will you
stop calling me Phil?